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To celebrate the start of the 2010 NRL Premiership season, our brother magazine, Big League is giving you the opportunity to win one of 16 NRL jerseys. To win one of these jerseys, just text the code Big League with the team you support, jersey size, name, contact number and…

Lydia Lassila captured our hearts by capturing aerial-skiing gold in Vancouver. And now, thanks to the magic of Alpha you can see what she’s like underneath all that skiing gear. If you missed February’s issue (and you didn’t, did you?), click the Hottie link above for superb extra shots. Gold.

Tiger Woods yesterday apologised to a band of confused pre-schoolers, as part of his campaign to redeem himself in the eyes of the world, person by person. The 4-year-olds were sat in class, having some juice or something, when in walked the world’s most-famous sportsman. “I’m really, really sorry,” he…

Basketballer and ex-model Melissa Moyle is one of the stars of the March issue, and in the opinion of panting Alpha staff, the loveliest girl we’ve ever aimed a camera at. Click the Hotties button above, and there are even more shots of her…

The first NRL All Stars v Indigenous All Stars game was a huge success, and to celebrate this brilliant concept, we have two signed jerseys to give away, in association with our brother magazine, Big League. To win one of these jerseys, just send an email to the address below…

As one of its New Year’s resolutions, alongside “get off the sofa occasionally’” and “do something about the situation in Afghanistan”, the Bucket sucked his pencil and wrote down “less sarcasm”. Because, as he’s found out to bitter cost in arguments with Mrs Bucket, sarcasm can be cruel. And, really,…

Last night, thanks to widespread incompetence, a young Australian child was bundled out of the Australian Open tennis. Bernard Tomic, 4, was playing a match he surely could have won, if only organisers had scheduled it between 12 and 4pm, including a special break so he could have a feed…

Now that time has reduced the playing career of Javed Miandad to the word “legend” and a collection of pretty good stats, it’s easy to forget just what a total arse he could be when he was playing – bad-tempered, argumentative, disruptive, arrogant… And even now he’s long retired, he’s…

Alpha‘s uploading monkeys have been earning every single peanut recently, giving you, the patient reader lots more stuff to chew on. As well as additions to the Features section, there are all-new pics of beautiful Alpha Females Katya Crema and Felicity Abram. Go on, check it all out, lucky people.